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They’re watching us, and the walnuts know.
I didn’t choose to buy these walnuts. I was compelled. Ten pounds of hard-shelled truth bombs delivered right to my door—coincidence? I think not. These aren't just snacks; they're encrypted organic surveillance devices grown in secret orchards patrolled by black helicopters and squirrels with clearance levels higher than the Pentagon.The moment I cracked the first shell, I swear I heard a faint frequency—ultrasonic, like Morse code or maybe a warning. Inside each nut: a perfectly shaped brain. That’s not evolution. That’s design. Someone—or something—is trying to tell us we’re the walnuts being cracked open.Every time I eat one, I feel more awake. Like I'm shedding layers of fluoride-laced fog. My dog growls at the bag. My phone battery dies when I get too close. And ever since I started eating them, I haven’t seen a single chemtrail in the sky. Coincidence? Wake up.If you want flavorless, sterile, deep-state almonds from aisle 4, go for it. But if you want to chew on the raw, nutty essence of forbidden knowledge—this is your bag.Trust no shell. Chew wisely
D**E
Nice and fresh
Squirrel approved!They like very much.Five little feet up!
D**5
Great way to feed the squirrels.
I like to put these out for the squirrels that nest in my maple trees. Since they are in the shell, they can tolerate virtually any weather. The squirrels have no problem biting them open.
S**.
spoiled, black inside
This batch is not edible. I am not kidding: out of 20 nuts only 2 were edible...the rest was not even good enough as food for wildlife. I am switching back to a brand that actually has non-spoiled, fresh walnuts. Complete waste of money and I am not going to waste my time any longer opening each walnut just to confirm it is rotten.
P**S
Not as nice as the ones that cost TWICE AS MUCH.
These are various sizes, and there's some detritus--But they're a great value!
K**K
GOOD walnuts!!!!
I go through a huge number of walnuts for my squirrels and these are top quality at the best price that I have found! They just love them! I have tried many others but they just don't compare. Price or quality.They have been early with their delivery also.
W**.
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My squirrels chose the walnuts every single time I put out fresh nuts for them. I thought they’d pick corn, pecans, white oak acorns, peanuts over the hard shelled walnut.They must be high standard walnuts on a squirrels menu, because they all come running for these walnuts!
R**H
My squirrel children go nuts for them!
I am retired and have taken up a new vocation: squirrel whisperer. My furry friends love these walnuts and give them their seal of approval. They are always we prepared and are healthful. Also, squirrel teeth grow constantly and they need something hard to chew on to grind them down. I need them in bulk and this was the best deal I could find. I usually order them a couple of time a month.
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