👽 Get ready to invade and conquer!
Destroy All Humans for Xbox is an action-adventure game rated T for Teen, offering players an engaging open-world experience filled with chaotic alien missions and nostalgic gameplay.
A**N
Fantastic game!
When this game first came out in 2005, I loved it. To this day, it's one of my favorite games! I'm glad I decided to buy it on Xbox recently. I have an original Xbox, but I've mostly been playing it on my 360 - and let me say, it runs better than any other original Xbox game on the 360! I've experienced no lag, the game still loads very fast, controls all function, sound is great, etc. As long as you have an original fat model with an official Microsoft hard drive, you can play this and many other Xbox originals on your console. All you have to do is connect your console to the Internet via wifi adaptor or ethernet cable, insert the disc, and download the update when prompted. That's it!Now, for my review of the game:Destroy all Humans! takes place in the 50's, ans you play as Cryptosporidum-137 (or Crypto for short), a clone of an alien warrior (a race known as Furons). Crypto is equipped with several weapons, such as a battery operated gun that shoots electricity, a weapon that disintegrates enemies, a "grenade launcher" with a detonator, and the humorous Anal Probe. Additionally, Crypto also has mental abilities including telekinesis, hypnotizing people into cause distractions, reading people's thoughts, ability to disguise himself as a hologram version of a human, and ability to extract people's brainstems, awarding him with DNA (used to purchase upgrades). Crypto also has a flying saucer, which is well equipped as well.Missions range from using stealth to infiltrate military bases, blowing buildings and/or people up, rigging the presidential election (by stopping people from entering to vote), and much more. The game also allows free roaming when off missions. There are five "invasion sites, in this game - Turnipseed Farm, Roswell (a parody of Rockwell), Santa Modesta (parodying California's Santa Monica), Area 42 (a military base making fun of Area 51), Union Town (a dock with a military base), and Capital City (Washington DC). Every invasion site has it's own set and variety of missions, side-missions, Alien Probes (collectables that also award you with DNA), and a decent size open world to explore.Destroy all Humans! has a B-Movie feel to it. For example: the game is a very humorous, poking fun at various topics including alien sightings in the 50's, old TV shows, future events (ex: reading somebody's mind and them saying they're thinking about inventing the internet, drive-throughs, etc. but then thinking it's a stupid idea), and refrancing many movies/shows (even one's that are later than the 50's).
E**.
Banger
Got this super cheap without a case but the game works great
M**0
Core childhood memories unlocked
Was super surprised I received a brand new copy still in the plastic. Runs good on my Xbox 360. Super fun, highly recommended
A**N
Dance monkeys the Furon are here
Destroy all humans has been a classic since its release. Taking place in the 50's, you and alien of the Furon race, have been sent to earth to harvest human brains for your leaders DNA experiments. The game does not revolve around this however the brains you collect are used as currency for weapon and spaceship upgrades. The game itself is amazing with vast levels and side quests it will take hours to do everything. And when you finally get to the end you get to fight a giant robotic president. Need I say more? This is an original XBOX game and it WILL run on XBOX 360.
T**R
Destroy all humans: funniest game
It's a very fun game to play with hilarious lines. The game is based on when there were alien abductions and military tests, which only makes it better. And the names of the missions are hilarious. I definitely reccomend it.
A**R
Satisfied
Good game.
C**M
not bad for its time
At first I thought the main character was the voice of Steven ogg (Trevor from gta v) lol but it wasnt like this game and the 2nd but what I found out was its hard to enter the cheats and only a few will register... with this being said its great content makes me laugh sometimes from what alien (not sure what his name is) ill have to search it lol
R**D
Dont buy unless you have official HDD drive on your 360.
dont make the mistake i did, buying this game and not having an official HDD harddrive on your xbox 360, because it wont play without one. 40+ dollars for a used HDD drive and data cable cause my black 360 wont fit an older hdd drive (that has the file necessary to play original xbox games that are on the official list). BOOO. i remember this game being awesome, and not being able to play it after i ordered it just sucks.
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